Tell us what's not working.
No pitch deck. No sales funnel. Just a few fields — tell us what you're trying to do and we'll reply within one business day with an honest take on whether we can help.
One of the four people on our About page reads every inquiry. No bots, no form letters.
If we're the wrong fit, we'll tell you directly and point you toward someone better. No wasted intake calls.
No newsletter signups, no remarketing pixels, no shared lists. Just a real reply from a real person.
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What the first 30 days look like if we're a fit
We reply personally (day 0–1)
A real team member reads your message and writes back with a quick read on whether we can help. If yes, we propose an intake call. If no, we point you toward an agency or tool that'd be a better fit.
Intake call (day 1–5)
30 minutes. We ask about your business, your current marketing, your goals, and your biggest frustration. We share where we think we can help — and where we think you'd be wasting money hiring us.
Custom proposal (day 3–7)
If it makes sense, we send a written proposal with scope, timeline, and pricing. Nothing fancy — just the specifics. No 40-slide pitch decks.
Start or don't (day 7–14)
Either we sign and start working, or you pass. We don't send follow-up sales sequences if you pass. Life's too short for both of us.
Quick answers
How long until I hear back?
One business day, usually faster. We don't use auto-responders and we don't let inquiries sit. If you haven't heard from us in 48 hours, something went wrong — email us directly.
What if we're not a fit?
We'll tell you. Directly. If we think an in-house hire makes more sense, or another agency would serve you better, we'll say so. We'd rather pass on a wrong-fit engagement than spend 3 months wasting everyone's time.
Do I need to know exactly what I want?
No. Most of our best engagements start with "I don't know what's broken, but something isn't working." Part of our intake is helping figure out what the real problem is — not just executing against a brief that might be aimed wrong.
What's the minimum engagement size?
We generally work with companies whose marketing budget is $5K/month or more (combining ad spend, agency fees, and tooling). Below that, you're usually better off with a specialist freelancer or a self-serve playbook. We'll be straight with you about this on the intake call.
Can I just ask a quick question without booking a call?
Yes. Use the inputs above, keep it short, and we'll reply. If it's a quick answer, you'll get a quick answer. If it needs a conversation, we'll offer one — but we won't push.